godofemo:

pete wentz is real and he is out there and he is dangerous

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub)

the-gay-flanker:

special skills include Freudian slips and reading too much into things