when distant relatives try to kiss you
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
when your parents think you have it easy
*subconsciously spreads legs *
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
my problems consist of not having enough money, hating school, people not dating me, hitting post limit and accidentally reblogging the same thing twice in a row
"okay class who wants to present first"
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
- me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
- me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*